Senate majority leader and overall strange guy Bill Frist apparently got a dose of ricin delivered to his office via USPS.

Frist reportedly called this 'a criminal act.' He ought to know, being a serial cat killer.

It has been reported that Frist himself is calling this a ricin attack, when only preliminary testing has been completed. Dr. Mengele Frist makes a tremendous blunder here. Until it is confirmed by further testing to conclusively be ricin, it remains unknown what substance this is.

A person trained in medicine ought to use critical thinking, but as I look closer at Washington, there is evidence to support the notion that you lose all critical thinking skills upon reaching the office of Congressman or higher.

Then of course, there is that famous Frist modesty. He likely just had to spill the beans(pun intended) before confirimng tests could be done.